Both of our sons have psychic powers!
How can I say this with such certainty?
No matter how carefully we wrapped presents.
No matter if we put a small item in a big box.
No matter if we put a fake weight for something light.
They would shake it one time and know what the present was without even opening it!
We tried our best to hide their presents so they could not find them.
They used their psychic powers and found them – every time!
If we had been smart (I call it “delayed intelligence”) we would have just given them the money to go buy their own presents.
Stealth, intrigue, covert planning – all for naught!
Oh, well. If their day jobs don’t work out, they will make superb private detectives!